Joe DeGain’s so strong, when he flies off a pullup bar, he doesn’t get hurt…
HE HURTS THE GROUND!!!
If you were there Saturday, you know what I mean.
On a more serious note, Joe, hope you’re feeling ok, that was a pretty hard spill. Though we may start telling Chuck Norris jokes about you now.
And no, you didn’t really break the concrete. If you saw the cracks in the floor before we moved in, you’d understand 🙂
I’m sure he’s very happy that there’s a blog post dedicated to his C & B (crash and burn). Good thing nobody reads the site.
Not to mention today is his birthday! haha!!
Problem is…He is right handed and was using a left handed pull-up bar.
Joe DeGain couldn’t get hurt if he fell out of De Plane!
I’ll be here all week.
Ok some of these are lame I know, but I had to…
Some people wear Superman PJ’s… Joe DeGain is so tough, Superman wears Joe DeGain PJ’s.
Joe DeGain is so tough, when the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet to make sure Joe’s not hiding there.
Joe DeGain is so tough, he sleeps with a night light because the dark is afraid of him.
Joe DeGain’s so tough, the original title for Alien vs. Predator was “Alien and Predator vs Joe DeGain”. But the film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
And the ubiquitous…
Joe DeGain’s so tough, when he does a pushup, he pushes the Earth DOWN.
Wow you guy’s have serious man envy!
Hey… you know when “Pound for Pound the coolest guy in the world” is impressed, dude’s gotta be TOUGH.